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AngryLagomorph's Leap to the Bandwagon

A Result of Duress and Weak Will

6 October
I have dedicated my life to the unending struggle between humanity and the clammy clutches of Antarctic pinko commie penguin tyranny. In this ceaseless struggle between bald talking apes and the endless horde of south-hemispheric villainy, no quarter is asked, nor any given. Everyday I (rather nobly, I might add) strive against the nefarious plots of the Red Penguin Menace and thier dastardly allies; the international Garden Gnome Corporation, the ravenous man-eating Koalas, and the eldritch and alien minds of the Australian....Hats(*shudder*). But all insanity aside, I create this live journal under extreme duress from friends who live far away and never call me. The things a scholar and a gentleman will do for his compatriots......


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